The Lost In A Supermarket web site turned me on to this awesome clip from a 1977 B-movie called Supervan. It’s a wet T-shirt that couldn’t look and sound more authentically seventies if Richard Dawson came out to give the girls a kiss while Ted Nugent played “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” in the background. But the best part is the pervy old dude in the knarly half-shirt sweating all over one of the young lovelies at the end. Yup, it’s none other than the booze-soaked vagabond Charles Bulowski, getting his sleazy horndog on. Hey, if this is what it takes to be a legendary writer – where can I pick up my half-shirt?