Comedy


10
Dec 09

NEW Kids in the Hall trailer – “Death Comes to Town” (plus, KITH’s Scott Thompson battles stomach cancer; recalls school massacre)

How’s this for a great news/horrific news scenario?

On the plus side, legendary sketch comedy troupe Kids in the Hall are finally doing a new filmed project together. “Death Comes To Town” is an eight-part mini-series that is so far airing only on Canada’s CBC network, but will hopefully be picked up by a U.S. network soon (or if not, at least receive a DVD release sometime shortly after its Canadian airing.)

According to an interview KITH member Bruce McCulloch did with Entertainment Weekly in September, the mini features Mark McKinney as a codpiece-wearing “Death,” Dave Foley as a “boozy broad,” and Bruce as a “600-lb. shamed ex-hockey star” – among, I’m sure, scores of others.

But the bigger news from the Kids’ camp is that shortly after the series was given the go-ahead, KITH member Scott Thompson was diagnosed with non-Hodgkin’s gastric lymphoma. In an interview published last week by the Canadian magazine MacLeans, Thompson revealed that he was diagnosed this spring, and underwent six rounds of chemotherapy (with an assist from “medical marijuana”). Now, thankfully, his doctors have proclaimed him cured. While he still has some pains and injuries as a result of his treatment, he’s looking forward to creating a one-man show about his ordeal, and hoping to inspire others who find themselves in this horrible position.

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Scott Thompson as Buddy Cole @ Massey Hall in Toronto, Ontario – June 2008 – Photo by Gillian Manford

One bizarre side note to all this – Scott discovered that he was sick after hearing a series of gunshots outside his home that sent him into a panic, as the resulting stomach pains are what sent him to the doctor. From MacLeans:

“I went into complete shock. I spent the night trying to find the thickest wall to hide against. The next morning when I woke up, I had pain in my stomach.”

The reason for his panic, beyond the obvious, is that when Scott was 15, he saw a classmate embark on a rampage – a school shooting much like the ones that make headlines today. Now, this trauma came full circle, possibly saving his life by allowing his cancer to be discovered early.

I interviewed Thompson back in 2001, and we spoke at length about the shooting. (For an article that, to further the irony, hit newsstands on September 11, 2001.) Here’s some of what he shared with me.

ST: Every generation thinks they invented everything. The truth is, 25 years ago there was a cycle of school violence in North America, but the media’s too lazy to really research. When I was a kid, my friend shot 17 people. Killed three.

LG: Did you actually see it?

ST: Yeah. I was there. I lived because I was late for class. When I came across the hallway it had begun, and I saw someone lying at the end of the hall, and I noticed blood on the floor. I heard shots around the corner, and I froze. I didn’t know what [the shots] meant. I had never heard a gun before. And the next thing I knew, a teacher grabbed me and said, “Get the fuck in the room!” I knew it was serious, because I had never heard teachers say “fuck.” We hid there for about 40 minutes while it happened. One girl came in who was shot, and eventually we were taken out. When Columbine happened, I was doing an incredibly horrible pilot, and I just remember I saw Columbine on TV and it’s almost like I was taken back in time, because they looked so much like us. They were mostly white and prosperous middle class kids, holding hands and running around the school, and I went, “holy shit. What’s going on?” It struck a real chord in me.

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Scott Thompson as Buddy Cole @ Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre in Atlanta – 05.24.2008 – Photo by pierrotsomepeople

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1
Dec 09

The Beatles…with Scottie Pippen?

What kind of world would this have been had the Beatles included Scottie Pippen? Why, the kind of world where the Beatles win the Super Bowl, star in I Love Lucy, and have their back catalog destroyed by Emperor Gorlock.

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29
Nov 09

Steven Seagal on Phony Celebrities

Steven Seagal has a new show on A&E called “Steven Seagal: Lawman,” which documents his activities as a sheriff in Jefferson Parish, LA. In a story for today’s New York Post, Seagal told me about the time he has spent over the past 20 years quietly helping fight crime in Jefferson Parish, avoiding the cameras while simply doing one of the many non-acting activites he enjoys.

Steven Seagal playing at The Ferry in Glasgow. Photo by thisgig.

Steven Seagal playing at The Ferry in Glasgow. Photo by thisgig.

After we talked about his efforts to rescue people during Katrina – efforts not, by his own desire, really covered in the press – he talked about celebs (not by name, unfortunately) who did find their way there to help, seemingly with make-up people and publicists in tow.

I don’t wanna talk about other celebrities, but there have been some other people who came down there and pretended to do something for New Orleans in a time of trouble, and after they made a phony appearance for five minutes, the next night they’re on Larry King talking about what they did. It shouldn’t be like that. You shouldn’t be talking about what you did to anybody. You gotta be out there doing it every day.

Any guesses as to who he’s talking about? Leave ‘em below.

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A school bus decimated by Katrina. Which celebs thought, “how can I use this to get on Larry King?” Photo by laffy4K.

In the meantime, enjoy this sketch from SNL about celebrities “helping” in the aftermath of Katrina.

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24
Nov 09

Complaints, Grievances, and a Lifetime of Wisdom: The Miraculous Mind of George Carlin

George Carlin’s “Last Words” – Review from the New York Post

Interview with Carlin co-author Tony Hendra in City Scoops Magazine

My first-ever public performance occurred in elementary school, when I was around 10 or 11 years old. For the P.S. 216 talent show, Russell Magidson and I dressed up in little kiddie suits and ties, sat at tiny desks like itty bitty mini news anchors, and “performed” George Carlin’s “The 11 O’Clock News” routine (from his “FM & AM” album) in front of several hundreds students and teachers.

And by “performed,” I mean, we read the hilarious, pre-SNL selection of one-line news headline parodies off of scripts. Also, by performed, I mean that we killed.

This first exposure to the thrill of making an audience laugh would ultimately lead to a lifelong relationship with comedy in various forms, including writing, performing, and covering it at great length (although in fairness, early SNL, Monty Python, and the National Lampoon had a hand in it as well – together with George, they were the grand Four Horsemen of my comedic development.)

So George’s death last year was a shock to me. As a fan, writer, comedian, and one who was fortunate enough to have gotten to know the man just a bit beyond simply watching him on the small screen, I found that George contained a practical wisdom almost unheard of today, especially within the media.

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18
Nov 09

A Sad Week for Comedy – R.I.P. Ken Ober & Kevin Knox

If you’ve spent any time in the comedy world, you know that it’s small. Hang around long enough, and eventually you’ll run into everyone. The comedy world lost two well-respected veterans this week – Ken Ober, former host of MTV’s “Remote Control,” and longtime Boston comic Kevin Knox. I didn’t know either one of them well, but brief interactions can give you a pretty good idea of what people are like, and I was fortunate enough to catch a glimpse of both.

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15
Nov 09

Kramer’s Revenge

The Seinfeld reunion kicked into high gear on tonight’s “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” and Michael Richards addressed the controversy from several years back, when he lost his mind while dealing with a heckler and casually tossed out the “N” word, in humorous fashion. Larry David had said they would deal with it in some way, and when, during a rehearsal for the (fictional) Seinfeld reunion episode, Kramer shows up at Jerry’s door with a black prostitute, you kinda saw it coming. But, it turned out, she was a bit of a head fake. The real deal came later, when Leon, hilariously played by former SNL writer JB Smoove, was asked by Larry to play a friend who might have the same disease as Michael. (Larry had told him about this friend, citing how well he had been doing, without knowing that the man had died). But Michael Richards had been expecting a man named Duberstein – and JB Smoove does not look like a Duberstein.

So when Leon shows up at Michael Richards door, Richards screams out, ““Look, I made a mistake. It’s been three years. Don’t hurt me!” Then later, when he finds out that Leon is a fake, he berates him in front of a large line of tourists, screaming, “If only there was some name I could call you that would hurt you like you hurt me!” And of course, as soon as he does this, everyone around whips out their phone and starts recording. Brilliant.

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